Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Smell His Finger

The only appropriate way to kick off the D.D.S.C. [without those expensive call girl rentals] is to congratulate the winner of the league's previous incarnation, the Legs of Ordinary Gentlemen. Audio Aaron, thou art a big swinging one.

NOTE: Audio claims the trophy pictured above (a trophy purchased by your benevolent commish, ahem) was lost when he drunkenly tossed it at Baltimore OF Adam Jones outside a Boston area watering hole following a heated verbal altercation, reportedly centering on the allegation that journeyman catcher Doug Mirabelli's breath reeked of Jones' woman.

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